wlse:

my dogs gave me a lecture today

gay8:

gay8:

gay8:

my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide

iguanamouth:

last year one night me and my old roommates were all playing twister and mike was on the spinner and halfway through the game he kind of mumbled to himself “i sure hope im calling these right” and then everyone in the room simultaneously remembered that mike was colorblind

blank:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

(Source: hamburgay)

(Source: joeydeangelis)

taxicar:

tumblr made me think about a lot of things but mostly social justice and my eyebrows

foreverrwanderlust:

Love hate relationship.

(Source: 2000ish)

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

extravirginoliveroil:

middle school boys in the locker room

(Source: dulect)